Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Monday, February 06, 2012

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Japani in India

Japani came to India...!

He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast
next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast
Reached Airport & asked How Much?

Driver: RS. 8000
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST''


Brutal reality!!

Friday, August 12, 2011

Enjoying Exposure

Scene: A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in NewYork. Driver of the cab, an Indian, keeps staring at her and does not start the cab.

Woman: "Haven't you seen a naked woman before?"
Indian: "Cool down. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me?"

Moral: This is what most of the American banks failed to do - Assess the repayment capacity before enjoying exposure.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010