CaNicon vs iPhone

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Spiderman - After Marriage

Japani in India

Japani came to India...!

He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast
next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast
Reached Airport & asked How Much?

Driver: RS. 8000
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST''


Brutal reality!!

Kerala Karela Kerala!

The G.A.M.E

This... I have been through

Observe demotion of Salman khan

2009: WANTED (I.P.S)
2010: Dabangg- (inspector)
2011: Body guard
2012: Security man?
2013: Watch man?!

Water into wine! lol

"Apostle Thomas came to Kottayam and said "Jesus rose from the dead". Nobody believed him. He said "Jesus turned water into wine". Half of kottayam turned to Christianity."

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in the bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and

you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when

you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today"!

Some of the catchy slogans direct from India Gate - Anna Hazare movement

• Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibbal Chuhaaaa!
• Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k dance karo!!
• Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikammi hai!
• Ghar ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibbal jaisa ho!!
• Manmohan jiska tau hai, wo sarkar bikau hai!!
• Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya, dekho Rahul bhag gaya!
• Corruption --> Virus, Anna --> Anitvirus!!
• Ye ander ki baat hai, police hamare saath hai!

LAND OF LUNGI

Land of Lungi official music video starring Colin 'Krishna', Jamie, Martin, Benjamin Chacko, Julieta , Dominique, Chiara, Antara Chacko, Xan Chacko and Yohan Chacko with guest appearances by Sanil, Bhuvaneshan, Narayanan and Chacko Shot completely at Mankotta Island, Kerala



Lyrics
Travelling in a snow white amby
With my driver & his name was thampi
Said he was a recent gulf retunee
Gave me a soda of brandy

Welcome to the land of lungi
Everybody here calls it God's own country
Appam stew & meen curry
You better taste I know you like it simply

Got stuck in a jam in delhi
i was sad bcoz
I no malum hindi
The cars on the road are so crazy
I turn to police said sirjii..
& i come from the land of lungi
Goes well with a khadi sanjee

Everybody here drive like monkey..
Road is good but traffic here, Excuse me!!!

Mammookaaaa... mamookaaa... mamookaaaa

Met a man in a bar in dubai
Thick mustahe having beef curry
Said his T shirt was lacoste
Big gold chain & misthubushi

He come from the land of lungi

Everybody here calls it God's own country
Double stitch and call it kailli..

Wear it white with starch call it dothi
I come from the land of lungi
Women sweet men are very hairy
Lift the cloth show off your one good knee

You become very very sexy
Welcome to the land of lungi

Kappa beef fish molee
Weather is hot & food is spicy
Better taste i know you like it simply

Enjoying Exposure

Scene: A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in NewYork. Driver of the cab, an Indian, keeps staring at her and does not start the cab.

Woman: "Haven't you seen a naked woman before?"
Indian: "Cool down. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me?"

Moral: This is what most of the American banks failed to do - Assess the repayment capacity before enjoying exposure.