Sunday, August 21, 2011

Water into wine! lol

"Apostle Thomas came to Kottayam and said "Jesus rose from the dead". Nobody believed him. He said "Jesus turned water into wine". Half of kottayam turned to Christianity."

Scams of India

Scams of India - A Summary Of Scams from 1947 to 2010

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in the bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today"!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Arun Jaitely speech in Rajya Sabha on PM Statement

Leader of Opposition in the Rajya Sabha Arun Jaitley of the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) expressed disappointment over Prime Minister Manmohan Singh's statement on the arrest of activist Anna Hazare.
The BJP leader rejected the statement in the house and demanded that the prime minister release the activists and give them a place to stage their protest.

1st Part

2nd Part

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Some of the catchy slogans direct from India Gate - Anna Hazare movement

  • Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibbal Chuhaaaa!
  • Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k dance karo!!
  • Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikammi hai!
  • Ghar ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibbal jaisa ho!!
  • Manmohan jiska tau hai, wo sarkar bikau hai!!
  • Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya, dekho Rahul bhag gaya!
  • Corruption --> Virus, Anna --> Anitvirus!!
  • Ye ander ki baat hai, police hamare saath hai!


Land of Lungi official music video starring Colin 'Krishna', Jamie, Martin, Benjamin Chacko, Julieta , Dominique, Chiara, Antara Chacko, Xan Chacko and Yohan Chacko with guest appearances by Sanil, Bhuvaneshan, Narayanan and Chacko Shot completely at Mankotta Island, Kerala

Travelling in a snow white amby
With my driver & his name was thampi
Said he was a recent gulf retunee
Gave me a soda of brandy

Welcome to the land of lungi
Everybody here calls it God's own country
Appam stew & meen curry
You better taste I know you like it simply

Got stuck in a jam in delhi
i was sad bcoz
I no malum hindi
The cars on the road are so crazy
I turn to police said sirjii..
& i come from the land of lungi
Goes well with a khadi sanjee

Everybody here drive like monkey..
Road is good but traffic here, Excuse me!!!

Mammookaaaa... mamookaaa... mamookaaaa

Met a man in a bar in dubai
Thick mustahe having beef curry
Said his T shirt was lacoste
Big gold chain & misthubushi

He come from the land of lungi

Everybody here calls it God's own country
Double stitch and call it kailli..

Wear it white with starch call it dothi
I come from the land of lungi
Women sweet men are very hairy
Lift the cloth show off your one good knee

You become very very sexy
Welcome to the land of lungi

Kappa beef fish molee
Weather is hot & food is spicy
Better taste i know you like it simply

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The man who burnt money while we burn our lives for it.

I don’t hate money. I never will. In fact off late I have started loving the idea of being rich. Having said that, I am not obsessed either with the idea of being a billionaire. And I never will be.

What makes me talk about money today is this one picture that always ends up disturbing me somehow...

‘A man burning currency at a crossing in front of a silent crowd…’

I have often heard nothing in this world is free. For everything you get-you give something. Even the ’money’ you earn- you pay a ‘price’ for that- that ‘price’ could be hard work, your health or even costing you your own personal relationship in life at times.

A few years back I was with some guests at Agra when our car stopped briefly at a prominent crossing and I noticed slight commotion across the street. That time I used a Nikon with a 50-500 Sigma lens. Out of curiosity, while sitting in the car, I zoomed and shot couple of pics of a disheveled man burning some paper. We were there hardly few seconds so I didn’t quite follow what was happening. It was only later when I looked at the pics on laptop I realized the man was actually burning money-currency notes of Rs 10 & 20! The realization kind of unsettled me a bit.

Out of curiosity and disbelief I went again to that place after about a week looking for that man. I asked the cigarette shopkeeper n couple of other people around about that person. Different people told different stories-one said he was once a very rich man but lost whatever he had playing lottery. Another guy told me he had lost his money drinking and spoiled his life and there was another one who said while he was too busy earning money his wife left him for someone else and he could not take it and went mad. Nobody really knew the truth except that he was mad.

Either which way now he hated money -he would beg and then burn it. And then just stare at it silently even if there was a volcano inside. Burning currency is a criminal offence in any country and that place in spite of being across a police station –no one really cared. Because he was mad.

Mad? Was he violent? Did he misbehave with people? Did he scream or shout or throw stones? Nope. Mad because he was burning money while everyone was busy trying to earn it.

I wondered why someone would hate money to that extent unless it took away from him something far more precious than money itself. Are we not mad too-burning our lives chasing more n more money and then one day we realize we earned lots of it but then we lost the youth and whole lot of golden moments we could have lived with our loved ones...

Original Post by Pravin Talan

and It's raining in Bengaluru!

'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin' Because I'm free.. Nothin's worryin' me.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Enjoying Exposure

Scene: A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in NewYork. Driver of the cab, an Indian, keeps staring at her and does not start the cab.

Woman: "Haven't you seen a naked woman before?"
Indian: "Cool down. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me?"

Moral: This is what most of the American banks failed to do - Assess the repayment capacity before enjoying exposure.